Pitch the bitch

2011-09-24T05:41:00.000-07:00

Its a plane, no, a bird, itsssssssssssssss me.

WHATSAAP BITCHES! DON'T YOU JUST MISS THEALLBIGCAPSLOCKGIRL? I sure do. This is one of the awkward moments where I blog thinking there are actually people out there reading my no life posts O>O Oh well, we all have to start from somewhere :) So if there are people out there reading, give your selves a round of a golf applause. cheehhhhwaaa. I cant remember when was the last time i blogged and I'm too lazy to actually check so i assume its been a lifetime long. Gosh my youth is slowly deteriorating. Time flew by so darn quickly, it was too fast that i could barely finish filling up my driving license application, i always get caught up with deciding if i would have to fill it in with block letters or not (DO YOU FEEL THE SAME WAY?) Or maybe its because I'm not even applicable to fill in one. But i cant wait till i can get behind the wheel of..

Expectation ;

my convertible Mercedes with mah Gucci shades on, my victoria secret's model like hair rhythmically flowing with the wind, sipping Starbuck's extra chocolate mocha frappuccino, blasting club music on the rad, me looking like a million buck's babe and oh yeah all them white boys would be whistling for my time of day.

In reality ;

my chaplak secondhand proton/myveee with mah cotton on rm 50 shades on, my tornado/tsunami/hurricane hit like hair is the most blown with just the blardy noisy car's air conditioning, sipping moldy water, awkward titanic songs tunes playing, me looking like KK lah around rm10 babe and oh no all them creepy rempits/drivers starring at me at traffic lights screaming EHHH ah miuuuuuu.

Don't know about you, but i'm excited! :D Enough blabbing, gotta get back to studying noaaaaaaaa. AHHHHHHHHH end term is in exactly 2 weeks from now. Are you ready? i sure am not. But i'll make it HOPEFULLY. Yessireee.

Buy everyone.

State your prices bitches.

Adiós amigos

hasta la próxima vez que nos reunamos de nuevo

-till the next time we meet again-

FINGER EXERCISE TIME!

2010-04-21T05:21:00.001-07:00

OHGODMYIFREAKINGHAVENTBEENBLOGGINGINLIKEAMILLIONGAZZILIONYEARS!

I'm busy YO.

Disneyland unleashes the inner retardation in you,

and here's mine.

HAH

BUYTHANKSBUY!

Adiós amigos

hasta la próxima vez que nos reunamos de nuevo

-till the next time we meet again-

SOMETHING

2009-12-09T09:14:00.000-08:00

Heyhey its been awhile since I did a tag (what a burden), people just don't like tagging me, or maybe I just don't have many friends:( Oh well who needs them right?? NOT (I swear love you hong hehe) I find comfort in knowing at least she likes me:D (baby i know) YAY! But I dont exactly enjoy tags, their pretty boring, so if I were you I would press the 'X' button on your top right hand corner and move on. But for those who are interested, do read;)

'Un-Tag' 10 people :

1.Tan Hong Yee

2.Davinia Kulendrian

3.Kimberly Tan

4.Amir Syarifuddeen

5.Natalie Siew

6.Sushil Dhev

7.Lo Kuan Yen

8.Darren Chin

9.Liew Zee Jiun

10.Rebecca Ong

-for those who have been tagged before this, theres no reason for you to do it again:)-

1. What if 9 confesses that he/she likes you? [Liew Zee Jiun]
FUYOH GG.COM (wakakakaka)

2. Will you go out for a couple date with 3 if he/she asks to? [Kimberly Tan]
Like Duh, we're lesbians:D (kim, you better say this too, before i wack you kaokao)

3. Is 7 single? [Lo Kuan Yen]
She la! never tell me!

4. Describe 1.[Tan Hong Yee]
SHE IS DAMN BLARDY FUNNY not forgetting extremely pretty! and uberly caring:) (thanks for tagging:D:D:D:D:D::D)

5. Will you date 8? [Darren Chin]
Hes taken:D pak toh-ing in japan

6. What is 2's nickname? [Davinia Kulendrian]
Dani kedonkey woman AHAHA

7. What do you wish to tell 10 right now ? [Rebecca Ong]

PLAY FISHVILLE AND BE MY NEIGHBOUR (I'll get to buy a new fish tank! mine's full:(, so fastfastfast)

8. What is 5 good in? [Natalie Siew]
Basketball freak:P

9. If you were to do one thing to 4, what would it be? [Amir Syarifuddeen]

Slap him (YES), ask him to faster ajak pegi makan!

10. Have you seen 1 cry ? [Tan Hong Yee]
She's tough man! Dont playplay, not like me:( DAMN!

11. Is 2 crazy or geeky? [Davinia Kulendrian]

She is crazily geeky:D:D:D:D:D

12. Will you hold 7's hand and walk around? [Lo Kuan Yen]
Yes we do it all the time, when youre not looking:) SCANDAL

13. What do you think of 6? [Sushil Dhev]
HAHEHO <-yup thats him:D seeeee i'm nice:)

14. Will you kiss 3 when there is only both of you in the park? [Kimberly Tan]
Okay i'm not that lesbo, probably she'll wanna kiss me since i'm irresistible

15. Is 8 sweet? [Darren Chin]
I've never taste him before HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH probably sweaty, since he likes to work out:D

16. What is 9's hobby? [Liew Zee Jiun]
GAMING, haih boys boys..

17. Will you date 10 to a high class restaurant? [Rebecca Ong]
DUHHH!, but shes paying right? (hahahahaha)

18. Is 5 fitted to be a maid? [Natalie Siew]

Yes!!!! (You can clean coach's house for me:D)

19. When it started raining, who will you seek for an umbrella ?
seek for the umbrella man:)

20. Where would you go with 1 on a date ? [Tan Hong Yee]
Yes!!! i wanna makan la:D

OKAY! spank em', thats about it, I'm flying off tomorrow:D I'll see you guys next year!!( If i ever do:) Do enjoy your holidays! And like what Natalie Tran says "be safe, be well, eat fruit and remember if a stranger offers you candy, follow him because he might know where there are shit laods of it more" BYEEEEEE

Adiós amigos

hasta la próxima vez que nos reunamos de nuevo

-till the next time we meet again-

LADDEY GOGO

2009-12-03T21:28:00.000-08:00

Cherry cherry

Boom boom

Gaga

Heyhey! Obsession with Lady Gaga's song are going around these days, songs filled with eh eh, mum mum mum mah, da da doo doo-mm and all kinds of bizarre noises. I'm not too keen on her lyrics though, its surprisingly horrible! But I have to say she looks intriguing to me, may not be in a good way! Mummy would probably be like, "Girl, why are you in obsess with a freak? And I thought you like that Hana Montona girl?" ME, "I hate to break it to you mummey, but she turned into a internet sensational slut that takes separuh bogel pictures. And keep your mouth close mummey, after fly go in how?" HAH There you have it Miley Cryus fans!!

*SPEECHLESS*

-HAPPY HOLIDAYS-

"oh mileymiley no smileys for you!"

@$&*)(*!@^%@!^%@!#

GAGA, she is preternatural when it comes to clothing or at anything at all. She is either wearing too MUCH or too LITTLE (or probably wearing nothing at all) She not only wears cloth or fabric! The GAGA takes fashion to a whole new level. I'm talking about metal, plastic, glass and practically EVERYTHING! Well, its not like I'm going all crazynuts over her until I'm trying to 'look' like her (rightsarcasmright) like pfft am i right huah am i heh. I'm cool.. but I find her fascinating! Oh how I wish I can pull of the GAGA look (only certain ones, which includes enough fabric) HAH! Yes, i know I know, I'm weird. But you know what, that's cool guys doubt with it from day one XD *plays Melissa's birth footage : "EWW is that hair on her butt?"*. But that's fine, all about years a practice. ANYWAYS lookey:D

Bird nest soup is totally expensive, but this is totally priceless!

PLASTIC SURGERY ANYONE?

Before After

Hit it like a man!

There are plenty where that came from!!

The Boobie Tape/Titi's exposey?

At least we know hers ain't sagging.

OMGEE! WHAT DID THEY DO TO KERMIT THE FROG??

As the saying always goes "Katak diatas baju gaga/saya".

Hehlo? boleh tengok tak?

Spank em.

*POOP expose*

hehehehehe.

FIREWORK BOOBIES! wtf?

At least we know hers are electrifying..HAH.

Red Snake/Lizard thingi.

no comment.

DAMAGE CONTROL!

HAHAHAHAHAHA

I bet you wanna be hello kitty right now, don't cha;)

touch me boddeh.

thats about it:D YAY

Okay! Hope you enjoyed all the piccy, I know I did. Actually I dont, I feel deeply mentally disturb. I think I'm gonna find mummey:( Byeeeee.

Adiós amigos

hasta la próxima vez que nos reunamos denuevo

-till the next time we meet again-

so commentcommentcomment

3 in 1!

2009-11-26T06:03:00.000-08:00

Hey guys and girls:D (people seem to get offended when I only say 'guys', I DONT MEAN IT LITERALLY!)

This post was suppose to be up like a week back, but what can I say, I'm diligent! Its not like you waited for a month rightt? And what's a week to you right right? hah?OhMiGosh, guess what! I actually watched New Moon on the its first day!(look people, its not like I'm vampire freak or anything)Well what can i say, it was PURE OKAYNESS, But one thing I have to say is that it was way better than Twilight, there was definitely more excitement and heart pumping action, but the movie obviously needed bimbo Sally. I mean come on, what movie doesn't:D And Jacob was AMAZINGLY HOT! Nice hair dude (when I mean hot I mean all sweaty and sexy.. oh crap i'm getting horny WTF) I cant describe how scrumptious he looked in New Moon, drooling all over dani(kesian) He was like a chunk of caramelchocolate!! Can you just imagine me licking the screen? Yumyum. We had pretty good 'couple' sits thanks to honghong:D

REVIEWS;

LIKE OMGEEE this has nothing to do with the reviews and if you read this, you probably think I'm some psycho woman laughing to herself but it is hillarious! You might not think its that funny but oh well! Sue me, my mom is a lawyer(are you getting scared now huh huh?) Anways I wanted to write another word for MALE and I goggled it on yahoo, (yes i did) And I agree with some girl with the IP name of "tragic_love" answer!

CLICKEDYCLICK

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA 100% agreeedd

okay enough already!

Melissa: FANTASTICO!! boleh tahan la.
Dani: Jacob is so Fking HOT (LIKE HELL YEAH!)

Hong: -havent heard from her yet, seee la hong why never reply my message? or did you?-

aMirmir: stupid ending, went wow with jacob's body, hated edward and err retarded movie.

(okay..)

Sushil: Not bad, quite good, enjoyed it:D (YAY)

Darren: Story boring, the people are nice (nice??) Especially Edward and Bella:) (romanticnya)

kuan yen: Ok la, but the ending so potong and jacob is hot (agreed)

*There are more! but forgetful Melissa is .. well forgetful:)

I want to know what YOU, yes you, think of the movie New Moon, so commentcomment! Its notlikeI'm desperate to
keep my chatbox alive rightright? BIMBO! AH screw it:D
and guess what! i finaly know what

"LMAO"

means! thanks to 2 dear friends of mine, I probably wont say(technically is write but who cares right?) him and her name on my blog , maybe because they're too embarrassed
to carry around the label of bimbo SALLY's friend
(life is tough yo) HAHAHHAA (no laughing cause it hurts)

And to be honest, I somewhat thought it meant a really
bad word in chinese or indian:D I've been seeing fair bit of it everywhere, and I got curious of what it meant! And
also because I think there are people out there inadvertently using it!

Okay, i'm starting to crap, so for those who haven't watch New Moon gogogo now! But there is nothing to ablaze about, but do watch it, Its waiting for you:D And for those who don't know what LMAO means, well you do now:D

hope you enjoyed my long annoying post:D

Adiós amigos

hasta la próxima vez que nos reunamos de nuevo

-till the next time we meet again-

NEW SUN

2009-11-24T04:18:00.000-08:00

Hey yo! told you i'd blog;)

Last night, I watched Twilight on HBO for like the 3rd time! Hmm but overall is was Okay, nothing great, it didn't make my jump on feet or make me tear. What I didnt like about it was why must the setting have to be all dark and gloomy?? its wayyy too emoish for me. i'm a happy person:)

1# Random fact about Melmel:

'I tend to get emotional at times when I watch sad/happy/scary shows. Confession! I cried in 'Kungfu Panda' hehe embarrassed* yesyes i know but master shifu was about to die! I couldnt help it:P'

OKAY back to the topic. As all of you should know, New Moon is coming out soon in like 2 days ( BE PATIENT PEOPLE) like seriously freaking control yourselves! I dont see what's all the fuss about it though, its just an ordinary vampire movie. I know some people are going to hate me for saying this but.. oh well. And i wonder why they called it New Moon and why not New Sun? According to my brilliant cousin, she said it is because wolfs come out in the NIGHT and Jacob is like the new IT character kegeditgedit?. And I think the main reason why girls go GOGOGAGA over the movie is because;

a) VAMPIRE Edward is super hot, he's "the perfect boyfriend" blah etc. According to like EVERYONE.

(I don't think he's hot though, he looks weird. YES hate me)

b) WOLF Jacob is also so freaking hot, sexy, buff etc.

(I cant fight about this one because I TOTALLY AGREE)

I WANNA BE IN THE MOVIE! I get to be all emo hehe. The show needs me anyway, to spice things up! I'll be like the black hair bimbotic girl with the blardy squeaky voice. I've been practicing with my bimbo partners, DANI/VIC/JEAN/KIMBALLY? lately!

"like OOMYGODDT, youre toetally dumpin' mei?"

"Like OMMGEE are you callin' mei fake?"

I'm goood:D

I NEED A BIMBO NAME! *Believe it or not, I goggled it and took

What's your bimbo cheerleader name??

yes I did:D

The ones that had been suggested;

Candy? (sounds sweet) Crystal? (sound crystally) Monique? (sounds slutty) KIMBARLEY?? (sounds retarded like its owner)!!

QUIZ ANSWER!

Sally
You're sweet and bubbly and act innocent all the time. You're also airheady, and almost childish. Guys seem to eat this up and half the school has a crush on you. FYI, buy a shirt a size bigger, honey, cause that one can't hold it in anymore. Stop sucking in you tummy!!!!
it would do:D

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

WARNING- Below are harmful graphics that may cause overdose of EYESORES to its reader XD

see me? see me?

free as always:D

WELCOME BIMBO SALLY!

This blogger thingi is superrr laggy! Thats all for now:)

Adiós amigos

hasta la próxima vez que nos reunamos denuevo

-till the next time we meet again

commentcommentcomment!

MELISSA'S BODY

2009-11-18T03:58:00.000-08:00

HEYPEEPS! finally -________- You may think this blog sudah mati loh, but its not! I'm planing to keep it alive for a few days (yes peoples yes, that long) and after that, i leave it to rot for exactly 365 1/4 days till it turns to pickle like the ones in my cheese burger! Well what can i say, i'm berdedikasi la :D

SUCKCESS

*insert borat accent*

wakakakaka

ATTENTION PEOPLE! eh shadup la

I've an announcement to make, its freakingly important i realise I'M AS HOT AS MEGAN FOX *coughcough Hell yes i am. There has been so much buzz about the movie JENNIFER'S BODY, i think its pretty crappy tho *gasp* NO OFFENCE guys;) but i have to admit, she is HOT . And I'm sure every guy in this polluted planet would die to watch it right:D i mean come on, boobs, bodies, sex, and girl fights, who could ask for more? probably aris wouldXD I Shall BERTANDING with her AHAH

WARNING- Below are harmful graphics that may cause overdose of hotness to its reader XD

TAAADAAAAAAA, i'm super proud of myself right now!

"SHE'S ASIAN AND NOT JUST HIGH SCHOOL ASIAN"

AHAHAHAHAHA

i spent AGES doing both of these blardy pictures!

Yes i'm that free -__-

I'm super yellow and orange, well i AM chinese :D:D

Kinda lazy to elaborate after spending all my time just doing 2 pictures, Very hard work okay! Hehe, i'm happy for a certain reason. Maybe cause i look so damn good in those pictures HHA lala!

Adiós amigos

hasta la próxima vez que nos reunamos denuevo

-till the next time we meet again

greetings ?

2009-10-03T19:43:00.000-07:00

i think this blog can oficially be announced ,

dead .

LOL melissa why did you even make this ?

who am i? CASS la duh:)

2009-06-19T23:41:00.001-07:00

(: UPDATEEE .

Melinormica

2009-05-26T08:08:00.000-07:00

OhmyhollyGOSH not god ah people.

I havent really been feeding my blog with post lately so its practically dying at this state hehe. Anyways exams were killing me and now finally the torture, agony, persecution is over. And i think i'm becoming abit violent like "Chan kar Yee" these days seriously, so i need to mellow down abit. i need to start meditating ammmm amitofoamitofo.

bassically, my holidays were pretty boring nothing to do mah! SINCE now that our beloved Smkdu is a cluster school..

'cluster school my arse man!'

they decided to fill up our boredom with tons of homework..

but i did it anyway zz

Actually i've watch some pretty awesome movies like

MONSTER vs ALIENS

really hahas movie man

3D man! their so-called-cool glasses seriously killed me like seriously.

here are a few pictures i found over the internet of THEM kicking some serious alien butt!

No.1#

No.2

my personal favourite..

awww she is so cute, she looks lost tho

trying to look for people for directions i see;D

its a caterpillar by the way.

No.3#

i love this guy man BOB

the total comedian in the movie!

reviews, alien wants to destroy earth, nothing can stop them, goverment sents monsters, monsters save earth. Done! that wasnt so bad was it?

Gosh i love their names

1. Susan Murphy aka 'Ginormica' HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

2. B.O.B aka gelatinous blob

3.Dr.Cockroach Ph.D

4.The Missing Link half man half fish?

5. Insectosaurus

6. Gallaxhar aka the bad guy

-Famous lines that will never be forgotten-

Dr. Cockroach Ph.D.: Might we ask for your name, madam?
Susan Murphy: Susan.
B.O.B.: No, we mean like your monster name. You know, what do people scream when they see you coming? Like "Look out! Here comes...?"
Susan Murphy: Susan.
Dr. Cockroach Ph.D .: Really?
B.O.B.: [spookily] SUUUUSSAAANN! Ooh, I just scared myself! That is scary!

The Missing Link: [about Susan] She's speechless!
B.O.B .: She?
Dr. Cockroach Ph.D .: Yes. We are in the prescence of the rare female monster.
B.O.B.: No way! It's a boy; look at his boobies!
The Missing Link: We need to have a talk.

Susan Murphy: I can't fight that thing! I never... I can't even...
Susan Murphy: I'm hyperventilating... Does anybody have a giant paper bag?

B.O.B .: Derek, You're a selfish jerk, and guess what? I've met someone else. She's limegreen, she has 14 little chunks of pineapple inside of her and she is everything i deserve in life! I'm happy now Derek, without you. It's over!

[Derek is susan's boyfriend]

Gallaxhar: Strange, isn't it? Waking up in a strange place, wearing strange clothes, being held captive by a strange being on a strange hovering? Strange, eh?
Susan Murphy: Hardly - it's not the first time.
Gallaxhar: [pause, deflated] Wow, you really get around.

hahahaha

so that was all, everyone should watch is seriously! i know its a no-use movie but there is no harm watching right?.

Adiós amigos

hasta la próxima vez que nos reunamos denuevo

-till next time we meet again

2009-05-06T05:54:00.001-07:00

hey fellow readers !

i'm blogging on the behalf of mels , ~~and also to save this blog from dying~~

SOOO .

i love this pic hehe .

.. I HAVE NOTHING TO BLOG ABOUT .

well , this pic is better than nothing :D

hmm .

OOH SHE GOT NEW GLASSES . AND THEY'RE COOL .

Koko

2009-04-17T07:53:00.000-07:00

birthdays babies; no. 1 (so far that i have updated about)

Cassandra Sexy Tan

aka, c-ass/CT/loud/Poh lian/Cass to the dra and the an

"sexxay is her middle name"

guys..can you agree more? hell yess you can!

amah voice

14 alredi ahh so old now la me dearr wite hair, winkly skin, baggly armses HAHA here she is..

"selamat hari jadi "

we had fun didn't we :D

I had to pretend to go to the bathroom for a long time and bring Cass along with me, just so Kuan Yen could bring down the cupcakes without Cass seeing her XD. I bet you liked the cupcakes didn't cha? tasted like the-sweet bomb. I love the part where we had icing all over your face. i bet ahhemm would want to lick it off you HAHAHAHA

Adiós amigos

hasta la próxima vez que nos reunamos de nuevo

-till next time we meet again-

CASS - C = ASS

"i love maths"

Shop till you drop

2009-04-10T22:58:00.000-07:00

sup people, havent really had time to update but i've watched another awesome movie

in One-Utama which i think was totally FABULOUS

with a bunch of

"crazy/high/drunk/sick/under-15 people"

i just wonder whoXD

after a basketball match againts DJ in Bu3. lets not talk about it.

well.. it wasnt like we got trashed righttt? and its not like we were blur and confussed that we nearly scored in the opponents goal XD

*cough aik jean cough*

and its not like we didnt box-out,defence properly, sets and do

our super awesome cool move

exuse the retarded finger/face

nice one vic.

this move is deadly i'm warning you!

there is a story behind it

before we bought the movie tickets we decided to play

hide and seek??

in one-utama!, it wasnt my idea HAH i swear. I'm serious, omgosh can you imagine a bunch of people running up and down the escalator at the same time take pictures?? i bet you cant, but yah we did.

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okay yah we watched"confession of a shopaholic"

and the weirdest thing was the cinema was super empty!

A new job? Hopefully. A new man? Possibly. A new handbag? Absolutely!

pure awesomeness

starring Isla Fisher as Rebecca Bloomwood

isnt she gorgeous?

and

Hugh Dancy as Luke Brandon

He was super hot in the movie with his british accent woohoo!

hillarious movie! its kinda like a girl movie but for the guys.. you'll love it anyway :D and these are the famous quotes from the movie

"You know that thing when you see someone cute and he smiles and your heart kind of goes like warm butter sliding down hot toast? Well that's what it's like when I see a store. Only it's better "

"Men like you are the reason I left Finland."

and my personal favourite

" You speak Prada? "

hahaha

so thats about it, its a really hillarious show and totally awesome two thumbs up.

Adiós amigos

hasta la próxima vez que nos reunamos de nuevo

-till next time we meet again-

Mavis lab

2009-04-02T07:28:00.000-07:00

haha. i was looking through my pictures album and

i came across some pictures of me and kim lala-ing

(a lesbo,perv whom i sit next to. imagine spending 5 hours 5 days a week with herXD )

-HAHA-

at school in,

MAVIS lab,place,bistro,mamak,restaurant, gay bar

HAHAHA jinzhi funnyla you

were we camwhoring? nahhh. we dont camwhore right kim??

brace yourself people this is going to get ugly/pretty

don't mind the blurness of the pictures because

it was took by my pathetic cameraphone -.-

osama and saddam hussain

2 cempakass

penolong ketua class,ketua kecerian and ketua class

it was meant to be mann :D

hey look at jin zhi's nose hole HAHA

playing dead huh?

and thats about it.

random thought

shawn :how to spell goose?

melissa:HAHAHAHAHA

shawn: my cheap ass phone has no goose in it!

Adiós amigos

hasta la próxima vez que nos reunamos de nuevo

-till next time we meet again-

PEEPS !

2009-04-01T05:50:00.000-07:00

hello mah peeps :D how are y'all today? got pranked?

well, just thank your LUCKY buttocks you weren't with me!! i pranked GOOOD. REALLL good. :)

hmmm. wanna know a secret? i'm sure you do! WELLL.

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secret. AHHAHAHHA APRIL FOOLS!!

oh, and i'm cassandra. HAH, BETCHA THOUGHT I WAS MELISSA (well it IS her blog)

have a great day:D ~~or night!~~

Citydogmillionaire

2009-03-27T08:57:00.000-07:00

I live under a large rock. god i'm so unupdated

i havent watched a movie in ages, so i recently watch Slumdogmillionaire.

i actually thought it was slamdogmillionaire

i was like 'is it a basketball film??'

HAHAHAHA lame

awesomenesss

starring Dev Patel and Freida Pinto

i'm not going to explain what happend in the movie

because it will spoil the whole movie for those who havent watched it yet and i wouldnt be able to stop crappingbut it was a very good movie, awesome, interesting and scary somehow... scarycat betul and again its a must-watch! i rate it 10/10 5 stars.

No matter how old you are, you'll love the movie once you've watched it

PURE FABULOUS LA

its kinda like an indian film but in English so dont worry about language problems and i love the song in the ending AND i even learned the dance, god i'm so lifeless, watch it on youtube

*Jai Ho ho ho*

its all about Love and Money kechings kechings*

just the way i like it, and you will too, so what are you waiting for? get your round/flat/big/large/padded/no arse off the chair to a speedystore and buy the CD! -no pirated ones please-

so thats all for now, hope you'll enjoy the movie.if you dont, I WILL CUT YOU.insidejoke haha gets me all the time haha!

Adiós amigos

hasta la próxima vez que nos reunamos de nuevo

-till next time we meet again-

Tags?

2009-03-23T05:17:00.000-07:00

I find blogging fun and time consuming but freaking hell i dont know what to blog about DAMNN

so i'll be doing my very first tag.Well its about time i get to do one! .To be honest with you,tags are a waste of time but what the hack it wouldnt hurt to do it righttt:)

here we go poeple

tagged by cassandra tan poh lian*

Dear (the last person who left a comment on your journal):

I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___. I think I realized it ___2___ ___3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___. I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___. I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory. You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___ .

___12___,
-Your name-

1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister

2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes

3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kabob - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife

4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out

5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk

6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - High
House - Scarred
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed

7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this.
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks

8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your memories from the military service

9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college

10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked

11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics

12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Get Lost now
France - In pain
Other - Greetings to your freaky family

Dear ChingWen, YOU HIT THE JACK POT

I Don't really know how to tell you this, but your nostrils are insulting. I think i realized it when we skinny dipped Outside of Chicago and I saw you Sit on My best friend . Im sure you're Open enough to understand That Extreme Home Makeover sucks . Im returning The cut toenails, but I'll keep Your suicide note . You should also know that I Always will remember To hate the Boston Celtics.

In pain,

melissa.

I tag the unlucky ones:

1 to 5: EVERYONE

arent you a lucky fella?

Adiós amigos

hasta la próxima vez que nos reunamos de nuevo

-till next time we meet again-

Super Woman

2009-03-21T06:00:00.000-07:00

yup thats me

sup people! i'm going to be preety busy most of the time and my dad is going to be the devil and put a password on the computer -.-" its for my own good tho.

dad:"Melissa you are destroying your life,

if you go down this road you can never turn back"

melissa:'yes daddy, i'm sorry' -puppy eyes-

so dont expect me to blog much BUT do visit my blog every once in awhile. maaf yah

that means i'm going to abondon my blog untill something

exciting happens or when i get a

chance to use the computer. finger cross people

-HJHSFHKSHDFJDSLFJHSDJHFL-

being creative

omg and guess what, i have no maid now that my mom sent my old one home

thank god! opps i meant buddha thank buddha!

and now

i have to do the cleaning,washing,sweaping,mopping,cooking,ironing,

watering and yah thats basically it. Aint it fun.

i'm power woman! now i'm the mummy in the house.

dont you just love me mummy??

i love sweaping now that i got the 101 professional cleaning broom.

So awesome, seriouslynot kidding. SUPER fun to use

HAHA 2 thumbs up for whoever that invented it.

okay i gotta take out the clothes form the washing machine and put them out to dry now.

Adiós amigos

hasta la próxima vez que nos reunamos de nuevo

-till next time we meet again-

Rapping yoo

2009-03-20T08:29:00.000-07:00

bonnnniiquiqui

For those of you who havent watched the video

"bon qui qui in king burger"

on Youtube ....where have you been man!?!

seriously its a must watch, you will laugh YOUR HEAD OFF!

for those who did, i got the rap lyrics! *insert an indian accent "SUCCESS";D

famous lines of all time

'girl i cut him oh yes i did girl' & 'dont interrupt ..RUDE'

goodtimes goodtimes

'welcome to king burger we can do it your way but dont get crazy'

'oh now you want em cheese?' 'sekureti sekureti you need to go need to go'

'sir do not get loud with me oh no do not get loud with me ehuh ehuh'

-black diva's voice-

HAHAHAHAHA

okay back to the point here are the lyrics, have fun rapping yoo, but dont get crazy! haha inside joke* rap with me now -beatboxing-..

On the mic is a queen
Now listen to me sing
He wants a number 3 super size oninon rings
He can come out the house with no ankle braclet on.
But he's got 2 strikes so don't get his order wrong.
You know I'm looking cute and there is nothin you can say.
But If you get with me we can do it your way
HEY!

hillarioushillarioushillarious

you go girl

Adiós amigos

hasta la próxima vez que nos reunamos de nuevo

-till next time we meet again-

FattyCrab' 09

2009-03-20T02:04:00.000-07:00

My second post! so proud of myself yup yup.

after trying to fix, explore and clicking myself through all the buttons.

And i need to try out yeevonnes copy and paste pictures thingi altho i dont really know how to

yeevonne can teach me again?

lets just hope i dont abondon this blog after 1 months HAHAS

-dont take it to seriously i wont-

(NO I WILL NOT!)

RIGHTT went to FattyCrab with my family.cousin.aunts.uncle on saturday.Crowded asual

we ordered

1.CHICKEN WING! BABEH SO JUICY x2

2.sweet&sour crab x2

3.fried rice x2

4.steam crab x2

didnt take pictures of the food tho well because everyone dived into the food

before i had any chance to snap a photo

wohoo

HAHAHAHA

golden chicken

sweet&sour crab

advise:DO NOT order this you cannot take spicy food

its was like firely hot but at the same time it was sooo good

as always melissa hot hot!-Panas Panas-

so childish:)

no comment wei!

Tim tim a'yee & popo

daddy & Uncle David

look at the mess we made

so normal;D

you and i know i was going to post this picture up right right??

last picture for the day

HAHA

Adiós amigos

hasta la próxima vez que nos reunamos de nuevo

-till next time we meet again-

sup my peeps?

2009-03-20T00:06:00.000-07:00

This blog is still under construction as you can see

so making this blog look nice might take awhile but be patience people;D

abit blurr with all the buttons and i need to get use to all setting and all that nonsense, someone help?

OKAY so i'll be blogging soon.